The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

All children under the age of 16 must be accompanied and supervised by a responsible adult at a ratio of no less than 1 adult to 4 children.

Entertainment Calendar

1st July
The Harper Brothers 0107
The Harper Brothers

Laugh along with this barnstorming comedy show filled with parodies, routines and songs from one of the best comedy double acts in the UK!…

21:30
2nd July
Cameo Rascale 0207
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

21:30
3rd July
Abbaloo 0307
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
4th July
Wish Upon A Star 0407
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
4th July
Georgi Mottram 0407
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

21:30
5th July
Cool Britannia 0507
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
6th July
The Big Boyband Reunion 0607
The Big Boyband Reunion

The Big Boyband Reunion have combined all the best parts of your favourite boy bands and rolled them into one spectacular show with all th…

21:30
7th July
La Reve Absinthe 0707
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:30
8th July
Lee Lard 0807
Lee Lard – Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

From rib tickling one-liners to hysterical stories, enjoy stand-up comedy with Lee Lard and his fantastic nod to Peter Kay.

21:30
9th July
High Jinx 0907
Michael Jordan’s High Jinx

Be amused and amazed by High Jinx in their thrilling show with spellbinding magic, outstanding illusions, and sensational circus skills.

21:30
10th July
Abbaloo 1007
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
11th July
Wish Upon A Star 1107
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
11th July
Georgi Mottram 1107
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

21:30
12th July
Cool Britannia 1207
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
13th July
Cordelectra 1307
Cordelectra

Experience an elegant and stylish stage performance from award winning electric string trio ‘Cordelectra’. Featuring a fabulous range of c…

21:15
14th July
La Reve Absinthe 1407
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:30
15th July
Mark James 1507
Mark James

Mark will amaze and amuse with comedy magic & sideshow trickery as seen at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

21:30
16th July
Cameo Rascale 1607
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

21:30
17th July
Abbaloo 1707
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
18th July
Wish Upon A Star 1807
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
18th July
Stuart Gillies 1807
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

21:30
19th July
Cool Britannia 1907
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
20th July
Steps: The Experience 2007
Steps: The Experience

Experience 90s pop nostalgia in this show bursting with the hit songs and choreography of Steps!

21:30
21st July
La Reve Absinthe 2107
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:30
22nd July
Lee Lard 2207
Lee Lard – Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

From rib tickling one-liners to hysterical stories, enjoy stand-up comedy with Lee Lard and his fantastic nod to Peter Kay.

21:30
23rd July
High Jinx 2307
Michael Jordan’s High Jinx

Be amused and amazed by High Jinx in their thrilling show with spellbinding magic, outstanding illusions, and sensational circus skills.

21:30
24th July
Abbaloo 2407
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
25th July
Wish Upon A Star 2507
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
25th July
Georgi Mottram 2507
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

21:30
26th July
Cool Britannia 2607
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
27th July
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow 2707
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow

Celebrate 30 years of Take That magic with Dan Hadfield – the No.1 tribute to Gary Barlow.

21:30
28th July
La Reve Absinthe 2807
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:30
29th July
Ricky K 2907
Ricky K

Ricky K's hilarious comedy stand up act has left audiences in stitches across the world.

21:30
30th July
Cameo Rascale 3007
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

21:30
31st July
Abbaloo 3107
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30