The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

Entertainment Calendar

1st July
Un rêve d’absinthe 0107
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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2nd July
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Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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4th July
High Jinx
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

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8th July
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Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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9th July
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Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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10th July
The Comedy of Scott Miller 1007
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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11th July
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 1107
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

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15th July
Un rêve d’absinthe (15.07)
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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16th July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 1607
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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17th July
The Comedy of Scott Miller 1707
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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18th July
High Jinx 1807
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

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22nd July
Un rêve d’absinthe 22.07
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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23rd July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 23.07
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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24th July
The Comedy of Scott Miller 2407
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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25th July
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 2507
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

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29th July
Un rêve d’absinthe 29.07
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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30th July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 30.07
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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31st July
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The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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