The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

All children under the age of 16 must be accompanied and supervised by a responsible adult at a ratio of no less than 1 adult to 4 children.

Entertainment Calendar

16th August
Cool Britannia 1608
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
17th August
Cordelectra 1708
Cordelectra

Experience an elegant and stylish stage performance from award winning electric string trio ‘Cordelectra’. Featuring a fabulous range of c…

21:15
18th August
La Reve Absinthe 1808
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:30
19th August
Noel Brodie 1908
Noel Brodie

One of the UK's brightest young comedians who fuses ‘mainstream’ and ‘alternative’ comedy for a family audience.

21:30
20th August
High Jinx 2008
Michael Jordan’s High Jinx

Be amused and amazed by High Jinx in their thrilling show with spellbinding magic, outstanding illusions, and sensational circus skills.

21:30
21st August
Abbaloo 2108
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
22nd August
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Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
22nd August
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Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

21:30
23rd August
Cool Britannia 2308
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
24th August
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow 2408
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow

Celebrate 30 years of Take That magic with Dan Hadfield – the No.1 tribute to Gary Barlow.

21:30
25th August
La Reve Absinthe 2508
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:30
26th August
Lee Lard 2608
Lee Lard – Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

From rib tickling one-liners to hysterical stories, enjoy stand-up comedy with Lee Lard and his fantastic nod to Peter Kay.

21:30
27th August
Cameo Rascale 2708
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

21:30
28th August
Abbaloo 2808
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
29th August
Wish Upon A Star 2908
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
29th August
Georgi Mottram 2908
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

21:30
30th August
Cool Britannia 3008
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
31st August
World In One Night 3108
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

21:30
1st September
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La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:00
2nd September
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Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

21:00
3rd September
Rock The Country 0309
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

21:00
4th September
Abbaloo 0409
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:00
5th September
World In One Night 0509
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

21:00
6th September
Cool Britannia 0609
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
7th September
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Robert Taylor as George Michael

Celebrating the music of George Michael and Wham! Robert performs hits from Georges' solo career as well as from his early Wham days.

21:30
8th September
La Reve Absinthe 0809
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:00
9th September
Stuart Gillies 0909
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

21:00
10th September
Rock The Country 1009
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

21:00
11th September
Abbaloo 1109
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:00
12th September
World In One Night 1209
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

21:00
13th September
Cool Britannia 1309
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
14th September
Nya King Whitney Houston 1409
Nya King as Whitney Houston

Nya has the voice and the stage performance to look and sound just like Whitney in a live performance that will leave you astounded!

21:30
15th September
La Reve Absinthe 1509
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:00
16th September
Stuart Gillies 1609
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

21:00
17th September
Rock The Country 1709
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

21:00
18th September
Abbaloo 1809
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:00
19th September
World In One Night 1909
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

21:00
25th October
The Jerseys 2510
The Jerseys

Join multi award winning "The Jerseys" as they celebrate the timeless music of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.

21:00
26th October
Cool Britannia 2610
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
27th October
Queen Of The 90s 2710
Nicola Marie’s Queen Of The 90s

Revel in the club classics and pop hits of the 90s with Nicola Marie live on stage

21:30
28th October
Danny Foster 2810
Danny Foster & The Big Soul Corporation

A sensational feel good soul show starring Hear’say star Danny Foster and Victoria Goddard.

21:30
29th October
Scott Miller 2910
Scott Miller

Scott is one of the UK’s top live comedians who bursts onto the stage with an energetic comedy style that guarantees laughter and mayhem.

21:30
30th October
Abbaloo 3010
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
31st October
Lauren Ivy and the Engine 3110
Lauren Ivy and the Engine

Sensational live music featuring everything from pop and soul classics to chart and dance numbers.

21:30