The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

Entertainment Calendar

16th July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 1607
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

17th July
The Comedy of Scott Miller 1707
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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18th July
High Jinx 1807
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

19th July
World in One Night 1907
World in One Night

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

20th July
Summer Nights 2007
Summer Nights

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

21st July
Stuart Gillies 2107
Stuart Gillies

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

22nd July
Le rêve absinthe 22.07
Le rêve absinthe

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

23rd July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 23.07
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

24th July
The Comedy of Scott Miller 2407
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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24th July
High Jinx 2407
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

25th July
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 2507
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

26th July
World in One Night 2607
World in One Night

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

27th July
Summer Nights 2707
Summer Nights

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

28th July
Rebecca Day and Goldstar 2807
Rebecca Day and Goldstar

Join Rebecca Day and Goldstar as this great live band perform a fabulous set of vintage pop songs from the 60s, 70s, 80s, & 90s!

29th July
Le rêve absinthe 29.07
Le rêve absinthe

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

29th July
CIWW Sports Entertainment Wrestling 2907
CIWW Wrestling Show

Expect serious amounts of family fun as the CIWW superstars get ready to rumble!

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30th July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 30.07
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

31st July
The Comedy of Scott Miller 3107
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
1st August
High Jinx 0108
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

2nd August
World in One Night 0208
World in One Night

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

3rd August
Summer Nights 0308
Summer Nights

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

4th August
Stuart Gillies 0408
Stuart Gillies

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

5th August
Le rêve absinthe 05.08
Le rêve absinthe

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

6th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 0608
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

7th August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 0708
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
7th August
High Jinx 0708
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

8th August
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 0808
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

9th August
World in One Night 0908
World in One Night

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

10th August
Summer Nights 1008
Summer Nights

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

11th August
Roodmood 1108
Roodmood

The latest pop hits and old school classics performed by this brilliant live band

12th August
Le rêve absinthe 12.08
Le rêve absinthe

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

13th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 1308
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

14th August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 1408
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
15th August
High Jinx 1508
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

16th August
World in One Night 1608
World in One Night

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

17th August
Summer Nights 1708
Summer Nights

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

18th August
Stuart Gillies 18 08
Stuart Gillies

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

19th August
Le rêve absinthe 19.08
Le rêve absinthe

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

20th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 2008
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

21st August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 2108
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
21st August
High Jinx 2108
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

22nd August
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 2208
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

23rd August
World in One Night 2308
World in One Night

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

24th August
Summer Nights 2408
Summer Nights

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

25th August
Rebecca Day and Goldstar 2508
Rebecca Day and Goldstar

Join Rebecca Day and Goldstar as this great live band perform a fabulous set of vintage pop songs from the 60s, 70s, 80s, & 90s!

26th August
Le rêve absinthe 26.08
Le rêve absinthe

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

26th August
CIWW Sports Entertainment Wrestling 2608
CIWW Wrestling Show

Expect serious amounts of family fun as the CIWW superstars get ready to rumble!

Find out more
27th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 2708
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

28th August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 2808
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
29th August
Danny Foster and The Big Soul Corporation 2908
Danny Foster and The Big Soul Corporation

A show stopping, feel good, sensational soul show starring Danny Foster and Victoria Goddard

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30th August
Royston South 3008
Royston South

The brilliant Royston South performs his ‘Comedy magic with a twist’ show.

31st August
Summer Nights 3108
Summer Nights

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

1st September
Navi. The World’s No.1 Michael Jackson Impersonator (1)
Navi. The World’s No.1 Michael Jackson Impersonator

Prepare yourself for the ultimate in the Michael Jackson tribute world - the ‘Magic of Michael Jackson’ lives on!

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2nd September
Le rêve absinthe 02.09
Le rêve absinthe

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

3rd September
Stuart Gillies 0309
Stuart Gillies

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

4th September
Rock The Country (0409)
Rock The Country

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

5th September
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 0509
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

6th September
World in One Night 0609
World in One Night

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

7th September
Summer Nights 0709
Summer Nights

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

8th September
UK'S No.1 Gary Barlow Tribute 0809
Gary Barlow Tribute Act by Dan Hadfield

Dan Hadfield is the UK's No.1 Gary Barlow lookalike and soundalike. Performing a 'Totally Take That' set full of hits, Dan looks, sounds a…

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9th September
Le rêve absinthe 9.09
Le rêve absinthe

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

10th September
Stuart Gillies 10 09
Stuart Gillies

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

11th September
Rock The Country 1109
Rock The Country

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

12th September
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 1209
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

13th September
World in One Night 1309
World in One Night

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

14th September
Summer Nights 1409
Summer Nights

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

15th September
Nya King - sensational Whitney Houston tribute (1)
Nya King - sensational Whitney Houston tribute

Looking and sounding like the 'Queen of the Night' herself, Nya gives a live performance that leaves audiences astounded!

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16th September
Le rêve absinthe 16.09
Le rêve absinthe

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

17th September
Stuart Gillies 1709
Stuart Gillies

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

18th September
Rock The Country (1809)
Rock The Country

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

19th September
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 1909
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

20th September
World in One Night 2009
World in One Night

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

21st October
CIWW Sports Entertainment Wrestling 2110
CIWW Wrestling Show

Expect serious amounts of family fun as the CIWW superstars get ready to rumble!

Find out more
21st October
The Black Eagles 2110
The Black Eagles

The Black Eagles show combines stunning acrobatic skills, energetic dance, and an uplifting African soundtrack.

22nd October
Royston South 2210
Royston South

The brilliant Royston South performs his ‘Comedy magic with a twist’ show.

23rd October
Rock The Country 2310
Rock The Country

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

24th October
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 2410
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

25th October
Lee Lard - the unofficial official Peter Kay tribute (1) (1) (2)
Lee Lard – Comedian and Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

Voted the most popular comedy tribute act in the UK!

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26th October
Roodmood 2610
Roodmood

The latest pop hits and old school classics performed by this brilliant live band

27th October
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 2710
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

28th October
CIWW Sports Entertainment Wrestling 2810
CIWW Wrestling Show

Expect serious amounts of family fun as the CIWW superstars get ready to rumble!

Find out more