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The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Due to the current Covid 19 situation, we are constantly monitoring the latest guidelines & advice and changing our entertainment line-up as necessary. The entertainment listing below has been updated but is still subject to further change. To find out more information about what operations have been affected this year, please view our Updates Page.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

All children under the age of 16 must be accompanied and supervised by a responsible adult at a ratio of no less than 1 adult to 4 children.

Entertainment Calendar

17th July
Live Entertainment 1707
Live Entertainment

A great show or performer will be announced soon!

21:30
20th July
Theatreland Showstoppers 2007
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
21st July
80’s Flashbaxx 2107
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
22nd July
Abbaloo 2207
Abbaloo

Music gold with this international tribute band performing ABBA's greatest hits.

21:30
23rd July
Wish Upon A Star 2307
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
23rd July
Royston South 2307
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
24th July
Live Entertainment 2407
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be confirmed soon!

21:30
27th July
Theatreland Showstoppers 2707
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
28th July
80’s Flashbaxx 2807
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
29th July
Abbaloo 2907
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
30th July
Wish Upon A Star 3007
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
30th July
Royston South 3007
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
31st July
Live Entertainment 3107
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be confirmed soon!

21:30
1st August
Live Entertainment 0108
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be announced soon!

21:30
2nd August
Scott Miller 0208
Scott Miller

Scott Miller bursts onto the stage like an energetic comedy tornado. who's certain to have you laughing out loud.

21:00
3rd August
Theatreland Showstoppers 0308
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
4th August
Cameo Rascale 0408
Cameo Rascale

A unique show combining acrobatic dance, light hearted humour, thrilling circus skills and edge of your seat balancing

21.30
5th August
Abbaloo 0508
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
6th August
Wish Upon A Star 0608
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
6th August
Royston South 0608
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
7th August
Live Entertainment 0708
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be confirmed soon!

21:30
8th August
Steve Hewlett 0808
Steve Hewlett

One of the world’s greatest comedy ventriloquists, join Steve, Arthur Lager and friends for some double talkin’ fun & antics as seen on TV…

21:30
10th August
Theatreland Showstoppers 1008
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
11th August
Danny Foster 1108
Danny Foster & The Big Soul Corporation

Fantastic soul revue show starring former Hear’say star Danny Foster and the brilliant Victoria Goddard.

21:30
12th August
Abbaloo 1208
Abbaloo

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:30
13th August
Wish Upon A Star 1308
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
13th August
Dan Hadfield 1308
Dan Hadfield

Without doubt, Dan is the No.1 Gary Barlow look and sound alike artist who performs Gary’s Solo songs and Take That hits.

21:30
14th August
Live Entertainment 1408
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be confirmed soon!

21:30
15th August
Live Entertainment 1508
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be confirmed soon!

21.30
16th August
Scott Miller 1608
Scott Miller

Scott Miller bursts onto the stage like an energetic comedy tornado. who's certain to have you laughing out loud.

21:00
17th August
Theatreland Showstoppers 1708
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
18th August
80’s Flashbaxx 1808
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
19th August
Abbaloo 1908
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
20th August
Wish Upon A Star 2008
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
20th August
Royston South 2008
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
21st August
Live Entertainment 2108
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be confirmed soon!

21:30
22nd August
Cameo Rascale 2208
Cameo Rascale

A unique show combining acrobatic dance, light hearted humour, thrilling circus skills and edge of your seat balancing

21.30
24th August
Theatreland Showstoppers 2408
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
25th August
80’s Flashbaxx 2508
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
26th August
The Jerseys 2608
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:30
27th August
Wish Upon A Star 2708
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
28th August
Live Entertainment 2808
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be confirmed soon!

21:30
29th August
Live Entertainment 2908
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be confirmed soon!

21.30
31st August
Theatreland Showstoppers 3108
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
1st September
80’s Flashbaxx 0109
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
2nd September
Abbaloo 0209
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
3rd September
Royston South 0309
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
3rd September
Wish Upon A Star 0309
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
7th September
Theatreland Showstoppers 0709
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:15
8th September
80’s Flashbaxx 0809
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:15
9th September
Abbaloo 0909
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:15
10th September
Genuine Jerseys 1009
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm...Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:15
11th September
Live Entertainment 1109
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be announced soon!

21:15
12th September
Ultimate Tribute 1209
Ultimate Tribute

Featuring brilliant tributes to Cher, Elvis, Shania Twain, and Simply Red.

21:00
14th September
Theatreland Showstoppers 1409
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:15
15th September
80's Flashbaxx 1509
80's Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:15
16th September
Abbaloo 1609
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:15
17th September
Genuine Jerseys 1709
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm...Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:15
18th September
Sabatino & Sutcliffe 1809
Sabatino & Sutcliffe

Two of the UK’s finest showmen and vocalists Luke Sabatino and Kieran Sutcliffe sing the songs of Boe and Ball.

21:15
19th September
Dan Hadfield 1909
Dan Hadfield

Without doubt, Dan is the No.1 Gary Barlow look and sound alike artist who performs Gary’s Solo songs and Take That hits.

21:30
21st September
Theatreland Showstoppers 2109
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:15
22nd September
80's Flashbaxx 2209
80's Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:15
23rd September
Abbaloo 2309
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:15
24th September
Genuine Jerseys 2409
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:15
23rd October
Genuine Jerseys 2310
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:30
24th October
Black Eyed Peaz 2410
Black Eyed Peaz

The World's first established tribute band to pop giants the Black Eyed Peas! ‘Pump It’ to a non stop set of every BEP hit single!

21:30
26th October
Wish Upon A Star 2610
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
26th October
Royston South 2610
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
27th October
Twist & Pulse 2710
Twist & Pulse

Winners of ‘Britain’s Got Talent: The Champions’ Twist & Pulse are bringing their unique moves and performance to the Merton!

21:30
28th October
Live Entertainment 2810
Live Entertainment

A great show or act will be announced soon!

21:30
29th October
Lee Lard 2910
Lee Lard Live!

An outstanding comedian in his own right, Lee Lard is also the officially unofficial comedy tribute to Peter Kay.

21:30