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 The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

All children under the age of 16 must be accompanied and supervised by a responsible adult at a ratio of no less than 1 adult to 4 children.

Entertainment Calendar

1st July
Abbaloo 0107
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
2nd July
Wish Upon A Star 0207
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
2nd July
Royston South 0207
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
3rd July
Bohemian Rock 0307
Bohemian Rock!

Queen’s greatest hits performed live in a spectacular rock battle of songs.

21:30
4th July
Diamond Divas 0407
The Diamond Divas Show

A glitzy cabaret show full of sparkle and divalicious songs.

21:30
5th July
100 Show 0507
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.30
6th July
Theatreland Showstoppers 0607
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
7th July
80’s Flashbaxx 0707
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
8th July
Abbaloo 0807
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
9th July
Wish Upon A Star 0907
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
9th July
Royston South 0907
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
10th July
Bohemian Rock 1007
Bohemian Rock!

Queen’s greatest hits performed live in a spectacular rock battle of songs.

21:30
11th July
Cameo Rascale 1107
Cameo Rascale

A unique show combining acrobatic dance, light hearted humour, thrilling circus skills and edge of your seat balancing

21.30
12th July
100 Show 1207
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.30
13th July
Theatreland Showstoppers 1307
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
14th July
80’s Flashbaxx 1407
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
15th July
Abbaloo 1507
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
16th July
Wish Upon A Star 1607
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
16th July
Royston South 1607
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
17th July
Bohemian Rock 1707
Bohemian Rock

Queen’s greatest hits performed live in a spectacular rock battle of songs.

21:30
18th July
Wannabe 1807
Wannabe

Featuring the greatest Spice Girls hits, Wannabe recreate the era of Girl Power, paying homage to Ginger, Scary, Posh, Sporty and Baby.

21.30
19th July
100 Show 1907
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.30
20th July
Theatreland Showstoppers 2007
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
21st July
80’s Flashbaxx 2107
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
22nd July
The Jerseys 2207
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:30
23rd July
Wish Upon A Star 2307
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
23rd July
Royston South 2307
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
24th July
Bohemian Rock 2407
Bohemian Rock!

Queen’s greatest hits performed live in a spectacular rock battle of songs.

21:30
25th July
Cordelectra 2507
Cordelectra

Stylish electric string trio performing their ‘Classical Crossover’ and ‘Ibiza Anthems’ sets.

21:15
26th July
100 Show 2607
100 Show

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21:30
27th July
Theatreland Showstoppers 2707
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
28th July
80’s Flashbaxx 2807
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
29th July
Abbaloo 2907
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
30th July
Wish Upon A Star 3007
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
30th July
Royston South 3007
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
31st July
Bohemian Rock 3107
Bohemian Rock!

Queen’s greatest hits performed live in a spectacular rock battle of songs.

21:30
1st August
Genuine Jerseys 0108
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:30
2nd August
Scott Miller 0208
Scott Miller

Scott Miller bursts onto the stage like an energetic comedy tornado. who's certain to have you laughing out loud.

21:00
2nd August
100 Show 0208
100 Show

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21:45
3rd August
Theatreland Showstoppers 0308
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
4th August
Cameo Rascale 0408
Cameo Rascale

A unique show combining acrobatic dance, light hearted humour, thrilling circus skills and edge of your seat balancing

21.30
5th August
Abbaloo 0508
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
6th August
Wish Upon A Star 0608
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
6th August
Royston South 0608
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
7th August
Bohemian Rock 0708
Bohemian Rock!

Queen’s greatest hits performed live in a spectacular rock battle of songs.

21:30
8th August
Steve Hewlett 0808
Steve Hewlett

One of the world’s greatest comedy ventriloquists, join Steve, Arthur Lager and friends for some double talkin’ fun & antics as seen on TV…

21:30
9th August
100 Show 0908
100 Show

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey

21:30
10th August
Theatreland Showstoppers 1008
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
11th August
Danny Foster 1108
Danny Foster & The Big Soul Corporation

Fantastic soul revue show starring former Hear’say star Danny Foster and the brilliant Victoria Goddard.

21:30
12th August
The Jerseys 1208
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:30
13th August
Wish Upon A Star 1308
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
13th August
Dan Hadfield 1308
Dan Hadfield

Without doubt, Dan is the No.1 Gary Barlow look and sound alike artist who performs Gary’s Solo songs and Take That hits.

21:30
14th August
Bohemian Rock 1408
Bohemian Rock!

Queen’s greatest hits performed live in a spectacular rock battle of songs.

21:30
15th August
Coldplayer
Coldplayer

A unique solo tribute show to Chris Martin & Coldplay featuring all the massive hits.

21.30
16th August
Scott Miller 1608
Scott Miller

Scott Miller bursts onto the stage like an energetic comedy tornado. who's certain to have you laughing out loud.

21:00
16th August
100 Show 1608
100 Show

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey

21:45
17th August
Theatreland Showstoppers 1708
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
18th August
80’s Flashbaxx 1808
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
19th August
Abbaloo 1908
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
20th August
Wish Upon A Star 2008
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
20th August
Royston South 2008
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
21st August
Bohemian Rock 2108
Bohemian Rock!

Queen’s greatest hits performed live in a spectacular rock battle of songs.

21:30
22nd August
Cameo Rascale 2208
Cameo Rascale

A unique show combining acrobatic dance, light hearted humour, thrilling circus skills and edge of your seat balancing

21.30
23rd August
100 Show 2308
100 Show

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey

21:30
24th August
Theatreland Showstoppers 2408
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
25th August
80’s Flashbaxx 2508
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
26th August
The Jerseys 2608
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:30
27th August
Wish Upon A Star 2708
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
28th August
Bohemian Rock 2808
Bohemian Rock!

Queen’s greatest hits performed live in a spectacular rock battle of songs.

21:30
29th August
Mini Mixx 2908
Mini Mixx

Mini Mixx perform an array of smash hits by X Factor winning girl band and chart sensations Little Mix. With brilliant live vocals and per…

21.00
30th August
100 Show 3008
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.30
30th August
100 Show 3008 (1)
100 Show

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey

21:30
31st August
Theatreland Showstoppers 3108
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
1st September
80’s Flashbaxx 0109
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
2nd September
Abbaloo 0209
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
3rd September
Royston South 0309
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
3rd September
Wish Upon A Star 0309
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
6th September
100 Show 0609
100 Show

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey

21:15
7th September
Theatreland Showstoppers 0709
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:15
8th September
80’s Flashbaxx 0809
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:15
9th September
Abbaloo 0909
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:15
10th September
Diamond Divas 1009
The Diamond Divas Show

A glitzy cabaret show full of sparkle and divalicious songs.

21:15
11th September
Genuine Jerseys 1109
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:15
12th September
Ultimate Tribute 1209
Ultimate Tribute

Featuring brilliant tributes to Cher, Elvis, Shania Twain, and Simply Red.

21:00
13th September
100 Show 1309
100 Show

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21:15
14th September
Theatreland Showstoppers 1409
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:15
15th September
80's Flashbaxx 1509
80's Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:15
16th September
Abbaloo 1609
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:15
17th September
Diamond Divas 1709
The Diamond Divas Show

A glitzy cabaret show full of sparkle and divalicious songs.

21:15
18th September
Sabatino & Sutcliffe 1809
Sabatino & Sutcliffe

Two of the UK’s finest showmen and vocalists Luke Sabatino and Kieran Sutcliffe sing the songs of Boe and Ball.

21:15
19th September
Dan Hadfield 1909
Dan Hadfield

Without doubt, Dan is the No.1 Gary Barlow look and sound alike artist who performs Gary’s Solo songs and Take That hits.

21:30
20th September
100 Show 2009
100 Show

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21:15
21st September
Theatreland Showstoppers 2109
Theatreland Showstoppers

21:15
22nd September
80's Flashbaxx 2209
80's Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:15
23rd September
Abbaloo 2309
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:15
24th September
Genuine Jerseys 2409
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:15
23rd October
Genuine Jerseys 2310
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

21:30
25th October
100 show 2510
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For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21:30
26th October
Wish Upon A Star 2610
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
26th October
Royston South 2610
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
28th October
Diamond Divas 2810
The Diamond Divas Show

A glitzy cabaret show full of sparkle and divalicious songs.

21:30
29th October
Lee Lard 2910
Lee Lard Live!

An outstanding comedian in his own right, Lee Lard is also the officially unofficial comedy tribute to Peter Kay.

21:30