The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

Entertainment Calendar

8th April
World In One Night 0804
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

10th April
Abbaloo 1004
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

11th April
Stuart Gillies 1104
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

13th April
Navi Michael Jackson 1304
Navi - The World’s No.1 Michael Jackson Impersonator

From the voice to the moves and costumes, everything is recreated with stunning accuracy in an outstanding tribute to the King of Pop.

15th April
World In One Night 1504
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

16th April
Scott Miller 1604
Scott Miller

Scott is one of the UK’s top live comedians who bursts onto the stage with an energetic comedy style that guarantees laughter and mayhem.

17th April
Abbaloo 1704
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

18th April
Wish Upon A Star 1804
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

19th April
Lauren Ivy and the Engine 1904
Lauren Ivy and the Engine

Sensational live music featuring everything from pop and soul classics to chart and dance numbers.

20th April
Steps: The Experience 2004
Steps: The Experience

All of your favourite Steps songs, including ‘Tragedy’, ‘Stomp’, ‘Summer Of Love’ and the smash-hit ‘5, 6, 7, 8’.

21st April
Tony Lewis Robbie Williams 2104
Tony Lewis as Robbie Williams

Tony isn’t just a spitting image of Robbie Williams but he walks, talks, sings, smiles and dances like him!

22nd April
World In One Night 2204
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

23rd April
Scott Miller 2304
Scott Miller

Scott is one of the UK’s top live comedians who bursts onto the stage with an energetic comedy style that guarantees laughter and mayhem.

24th April
Abbaloo 2404
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

25th April
Wish Upon A Star 2504
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

14th May
Rock The Country 1405
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

15th May
Abbaloo 1505
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

16th May
World In One Night 1605
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

21st May
Rock The Country 2105
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

22nd May
Abbaloo 2205
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

23rd May
World In One Night 2305
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

25th May
Lauren Ivy and the Engine 2505
Lauren Ivy and the Engine

Sensational live music featuring everything from pop and soul classics to chart and dance numbers.

26th May
La Reve Absinthe 2605
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

27th May
Danny Foster 2705
Danny Foster & The Big Soul Corporation

A sensational feel good soul show starring Hear’say star Danny Foster and Victoria Goddard.

28th May
Ed Sheeran Experience 2805
The Ed Sheeran Experience

Jack Shepherd is an exceptional Ed Sheeran impersonator renowned for his amazing live replica performances.

29th May
Abbaloo 2905
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

30th May
Wish Upon A Star 3005
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

2nd June
La Reve Absinthe 0206
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

4th June
Rock The Country 0406
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

5th June
Abbaloo 0506
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

6th June
World In One Night 0606
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

8th June
Malcolm Pitt Lionel Richie 0806
Malcolm Pitt as Lionel Richie

This tribute to American RnB & pop superstar Lionel Richie features all the greatest hits that could have you Dancing on the Ceiling!

9th June
La Reve Absinthe 0906
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

11th June
Rock The Country 1106
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

12th June
Abbaloo 1206
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

13th June
World In One Night 1306
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

15th June
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow 1506
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow

Celebrate 30 years of Take That magic with Dan Hadfield – the No.1 tribute to Gary Barlow.

16th June
La Reve Absinthe 1606
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

17th June
Stuart Gillies 1706
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

18th June
Rock The Country 1806
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

19th June
Abbaloo 1906
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

20th June
World In One Night 2006
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

23rd June
La Reve Absinthe 2306
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

24th June
Stuart Gillies 2406
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

25th June
Rock The Country 2506
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

26th June
Abbaloo 2606
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

27th June
World In One Night 2706
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

30th June
La Reve Absinthe 3006
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

1st July
Stuart Gillies 0107
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

2nd July
Cameo Rascale 0207
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

3rd July
Abbaloo 0307
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

4th July
Wish Upon A Star 0407
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

4th July
Georgi Mottram 0407
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

7th July
La Reve Absinthe 0707
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

8th July
Lee Lard 0807
Lee Lard – Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

From rib tickling one-liners to hysterical stories, enjoy stand-up comedy with Lee Lard and his fantastic nod to Peter Kay.

9th July
High Jinx 0907
Michael Jordan’s High Jinx

Be amused and amazed by High Jinx in their thrilling show with spellbinding magic, outstanding illusions, and sensational circus skills.

10th July
Abbaloo 1007
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

11th July
Wish Upon A Star 1107
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

11th July
Georgi Mottram 1107
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

14th July
La Reve Absinthe 1407
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

15th July
Mark James 1507
Mark James

Mark will amaze and amuse with comedy magic & sideshow trickery as seen at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

16th July
Cameo Rascale 1607
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

17th July
Abbaloo 1707
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

18th July
Wish Upon A Star 1807
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

18th July
Stuart Gillies 1807
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

21st July
La Reve Absinthe 2107
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

22nd July
Lee Lard 2207
Lee Lard – Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

From rib tickling one-liners to hysterical stories, enjoy stand-up comedy with Lee Lard and his fantastic nod to Peter Kay.

23rd July
High Jinx 2307
Michael Jordan’s High Jinx

Be amused and amazed by High Jinx in their thrilling show with spellbinding magic, outstanding illusions, and sensational circus skills.

24th July
Abbaloo 2407
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

25th July
Wish Upon A Star 2507
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

25th July
Georgi Mottram 2507
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

27th July
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow 2707
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow

Celebrate 30 years of Take That magic with Dan Hadfield – the No.1 tribute to Gary Barlow.

28th July
La Reve Absinthe 2807
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

29th July
Ricky K 2907
Ricky K

Ricky K's hilarious comedy stand up act has left audiences in stitches across the world.

30th July
Cameo Rascale 3007
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

31st July
Abbaloo 3107
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

1st August
Wish Upon A Star 0108
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

1st August
Georgi Mottram 0108
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

3rd August
Freddie Mercury 0308
A Vision of Mercury – Joseph Lee Jackson as Freddie Mercury

Featuring Queen’s biggest hits, Joseph’s authentic tribute to Freddie has seen him collect a number of awards.

4th August
La Reve Absinthe 0408
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

5th August
Lee Lard 0508
Lee Lard – Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

From rib tickling one-liners to hysterical stories, enjoy stand-up comedy with Lee Lard and his fantastic nod to Peter Kay.

6th August
High Jinx 0608
Michael Jordan’s High Jinx

Be amused and amazed by High Jinx in their thrilling show with spellbinding magic, outstanding illusions, and sensational circus skills.

7th August
Abbaloo 0708
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

8th August
Wish Upon A Star 0808
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

8th August
Stuart Gillies 0808
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

11th August
La Reve Absinthe 1108
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

12th August
Ricky K 1208
Ricky K

Ricky K's hilarious comedy stand up act has left audiences in stitches across the world.

13th August
Cameo Rascale 1308
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

14th August
Abbaloo 1408
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

15th August
Wish Upon A Star 1508
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

18th August
La Reve Absinthe 1808
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

19th August
Noel Brodie
Noel Brodie

One of the UK's brightest young comedians who fuses ‘mainstream’ and ‘alternative’ comedy for a family audience.

20th August
High Jinx 2008
Michael Jordan’s High Jinx

Be amused and amazed by High Jinx in their thrilling show with spellbinding magic, outstanding illusions, and sensational circus skills.

21st August
Abbaloo 2108
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

22nd August
Wish Upon A Star 2208
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

22nd August
Stuart Gillies 2208
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

24th August
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow 2408
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow

Celebrate 30 years of Take That magic with Dan Hadfield – the No.1 tribute to Gary Barlow.

25th August
La Reve Absinthe 2508
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

26th August
Lee Lard 2608
Lee Lard – Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

From rib tickling one-liners to hysterical stories, enjoy stand-up comedy with Lee Lard and his fantastic nod to Peter Kay.

27th August
Cameo Rascale 2708
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

28th August
Abbaloo 2808
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

29th August
Wish Upon A Star 2908
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

29th August
Georgi Mottram 2908
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

1st September
La Reve Absinthe 0109
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

2nd September
Stuart Gillies 0209
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

3rd September
Cameo Rascale 0309
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

4th September
Abbaloo 0409
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

5th September
World In One Night 0509
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

8th September
La Reve Absinthe 0809
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

9th September
Robert Taylor George Michael 0709
Robert Taylor as George Michael

Celebrating the music of George Michael and Wham! Robert performs hits from Georges' solo career as well as from his early Wham days.

9th September
Stuart Gillies 0909
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

10th September
Rock The Country 1009
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

11th September
Abbaloo 1109
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

12th September
World In One Night 1209
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

14th September
Nya King Whitney Houston 1409
Nya King as Whitney Houston

Nya has the voice and the stage performance to look and sound just like Whitney in a live performance that will leave you astounded!

15th September
La Reve Absinthe 1509
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

16th September
Stuart Gillies 1609
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

17th September
Rock The Country 1709
Rock The Country

Experience some of the biggest country music songs performed live in this floor stompin’ yee harrin’ country rockin’ musical shindig.

18th September
Abbaloo 1809
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

19th September
World In One Night 1909
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

25th October
The Jerseys 2510
The Jerseys

Join multi award winning "The Jerseys" as they celebrate the timeless music of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.

28th October
Danny Foster 2810
Danny Foster & The Big Soul Corporation

A sensational feel good soul show starring Hear’say star Danny Foster and Victoria Goddard.

29th October
Scott Miller 2910
Scott Miller

Scott is one of the UK’s top live comedians who bursts onto the stage with an energetic comedy style that guarantees laughter and mayhem.

30th October
Abbaloo 3010
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

31st October
Lauren Ivy and the Engine 3110
Lauren Ivy and the Engine

Sensational live music featuring everything from pop and soul classics to chart and dance numbers.