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The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

All children under the age of 16 must be accompanied and supervised by a responsible adult at a ratio of no less than 1 adult to 4 children.

Entertainment Calendar

29th January
Mini Mixx
Mini Mixx

Mini Mixx perform an array of smash hits by X Factor winning girl band and chart sensations Little Mix. With brilliant live vocals and per…

21.00
5th April
Danny Foster 0504
Danny Foster & The Big Soul Corporation

Fantastic soul revue show starring former Hear’say star Danny Foster and the brilliant Victoria Goddard.

21:30
6th April
The Jerseys 0604
The Genuine Jerseys

Not from New Jersey, these guys are original Jersey Boys performing the greatest hits of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

21:30
7th April
80’s Flashbaxx 0704
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs.

21:30
8th April
Abbaloo 0804
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
9th April
Twist & Pulse 0904
Twist & Pulse

Winners of ‘Britain’s Got Talent: The Champions’ Twist & Pulse are bringing their unique moves and performance to the Merton!

21:30
10th April
Wish Upon A Star 1004
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
10th April
Royston South 1004
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
11th April
Lee Lard 1104
Lee Lard Live!

An outstanding comedian in his own right, Lee Lard is also the officially unofficial comedy tribute to Peter Kay.

21:30
12th April
Dan Hadfield 1204
Dan Hadfield

Without doubt, Dan is the No.1 Gary Barlow look and sound alike artist who performs Gary’s Solo songs and Take That hits.

21:30
13th April
Steve Hewlett 1304
Steve Hewlett Ventriloquist

One of the world’s greatest comedy ventriloquists, join Steve, Arthur Lager and friends for some double talkin’ fun & antics as seen on TV…

21:30
14th April
Abbaloo 1404
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
15th April
80’s Flashbaxx 1504
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
16th April
Wish Upon A Star 1604
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
16th April
Royston South 1604
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
17th April
The Jerseys 1704
The Genuine Jerseys

Not from New Jersey, these guys are original Jersey Boys performing the greatest hits of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

21:30
18th April
Nya King Whitney Houston 1804
Nya King’s Celebration of Whitney

Celebrate the music of Whitney Houston with Nya King's spectacular performance of Whitney’s greatest hits.

21:30
22nd May
The Jerseys 2205
The Genuine Jerseys

Not from New Jersey, these guys are original Jersey Boys performing the greatest hits of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

21:30
23rd May
Black Eyed Peaz 2305
Black Eyed Peaz

The World's first established tribute band to pop giants the Black Eyed Peas! ‘Pump It’ to a non stop set of every BEP hit single!

21:30
24th May
100 Show 2405
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.45
24th May
Scott Miller 2405
Scott Miller

Scott Miller bursts onto the stage like an energetic comedy tornado. who's certain to have you laughing out loud.

21:00
25th May
Theatreland Showstoppers 2505
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
27th May
High Jinx 2705
Michael Jordan’s High Jinx

Spellbinding magic, outstanding illusions, and sensational circus skills in one amazing show.

21.30
28th May
Wish Upon A Star 2805
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
29th May
The Jerseys 2905
The Genuine Jerseys

Not from New Jersey, these guys are original Jersey Boys performing the greatest hits of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

21:30
31st May
100 Show 3105
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.15
1st June
Theatreland Showstoppers 0106
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:15
2nd June
80’s Flashbaxx 0206
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
3rd June
Abbaloo 0306
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:15
5th June
Dan Hadfield 0506
Dan Hadfield

Without doubt, Dan is the No.1 Gary Barlow look and sound alike artist who performs Gary’s Solo songs and Take That hits.

21:30
6th June
The Jerseys 0606
The Genuine Jerseys

Not from New Jersey, these guys are original Jersey Boys performing the greatest hits of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

21:30
7th June
100 Show 0706
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.15
8th June
Theatreland Showstoppers 0806
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:15
9th June
80’s Flashbaxx 0906
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
10th June
Abbaloo 1006
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:15
12th June
Sabatino & Sutcliffe 1206
Sabatino & Sutcliffe

Two of the UK’s finest showmen and vocalists Luke Sabatino and Kieran Sutcliffe sing the songs of Boe and Ball.

21.15
13th June
Deano as Phil Collins 1306
Deano as Phil Collins

World renowned Phil Collins sound-a-like performing the hits of Phil Collins and Genesis.

14th June
100 Show 1406
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.15
15th June
Theatreland Showstoppers 1506
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:15
16th June
80’s Flashbaxx 1606
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:15
17th June
Abbaloo 1706
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:15
19th June
The Jerseys 1906
The Genuine Jerseys

Not from New Jersey, these guys are original Jersey Boys performing the greatest hits of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

21:15
20th June
Bublé & Diamond 2006
Bublé & Diamond

Multi tribute artist Michael Clews performs his salutes to Michael Bublé and Neil Diamond

21.00
21st June
100 Show 2106
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.15
22nd June
Theatreland Showstoppers 2206
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:15
23rd June
80’s Flashbaxx 2306
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:15
24th June
Abbaloo 2406
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:15
26th June
Cameo Rascale 2606
Cameo Rascale

A unique show combining acrobatic dance, light hearted humour, thrilling circus skills and edge of your seat balancing

21.15
27th June
The Jerseys 2706
The Genuine Jerseys

Not from New Jersey, these guys are original Jersey Boys performing the greatest hits of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

21:30
28th June
100 Show 2806
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.15
29th June
Theatreland Showstoppers 2906
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:15
30th June
80’s Flashbaxx 3006
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:15
1st July
Abbaloo 0107
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
2nd July
Wish Upon A Star 0207
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
2nd July
Royston South 0207
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
5th July
100 Show 0507
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.30
6th July
Theatreland Showstoppers 0607
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
7th July
80’s Flashbaxx 0707
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
8th July
Abbaloo 0807
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
9th July
Wish Upon A Star 0907
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
9th July
Royston South 0907
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
11th July
Cameo Rascale 1107
Cameo Rascale

A unique show combining acrobatic dance, light hearted humour, thrilling circus skills and edge of your seat balancing

21.30
12th July
100 Show 1207
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.30
13th July
Theatreland Showstoppers 1307
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
14th July
80’s Flashbaxx 1407
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
15th July
Abbaloo 1507
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
16th July
Wish Upon A Star 1607
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
16th July
Royston South 1607
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
18th July
Wannabe 1807
Wannabe 1807

Featuring the greatest Spice Girls hits, Wannabe recreate the era of Girl Power, paying homage to Ginger, Scary, Posh, Sporty and Baby.

21.30
19th July
100 Show 1907
100

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

21.30
20th July
Theatreland Showstoppers 2007
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
21st July
80’s Flashbaxx 2107
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
22nd July
The Jerseys 2207
The Genuine Jerseys

Not from New Jersey, these guys are original Jersey Boys performing the greatest hits of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

21:30
23rd July
Wish Upon A Star 2307
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
23rd July
Royston South 2307
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
27th July
Theatreland Showstoppers 2707
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
28th July
80’s Flashbaxx 2807
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
29th July
Abbaloo 2907
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
30th July
Wish Upon A Star 3007
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
30th July
Royston South 3007
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
2nd August
Scott Miller 0208
Scott Miller

Scott Miller bursts onto the stage like an energetic comedy tornado. who's certain to have you laughing out loud.

21:00
3rd August
Theatreland Showstoppers 0308
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
4th August
Cameo Rascale 0408
Cameo Rascale

A unique show combining acrobatic dance, light hearted humour, thrilling circus skills and edge of your seat balancing

21.30
5th August
Abbaloo 0508
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
6th August
Wish Upon A Star 0608
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
6th August
Royston South 0608
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
8th August
Steve Hewlett 0808
Steve Hewlett

One of the world’s greatest comedy ventriloquists, join Steve, Arthur Lager and friends for some double talkin’ fun & antics as seen on TV…

21:30
10th August
Theatreland Showstoppers 1008
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
11th August
Danny Foster 1108
Danny Foster & The Big Soul Corporation

Fantastic soul revue show starring former Hear’say star Danny Foster and the brilliant Victoria Goddard.

21:30
12th August
The Jerseys 1208
The Genuine Jerseys

Not from New Jersey, these guys are original Jersey Boys performing the greatest hits of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

21:30
13th August
Wish Upon A Star 1308
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
13th August
Dan Hadfield 1308
Dan Hadfield

Without doubt, Dan is the No.1 Gary Barlow look and sound alike artist who performs Gary’s Solo songs and Take That hits.

21:30
15th August
Coldplayer
Coldplayer

A unique solo tribute show to Chris Martin & Coldplay featuring all the massive hits.

21.30
16th August
Scott Miller 1608
Scott Miller

Scott Miller bursts onto the stage like an energetic comedy tornado. who's certain to have you laughing out loud.

21:00
17th August
Theatreland Showstoppers 1708
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
18th August
80’s Flashbaxx 1808
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
19th August
Abbaloo 1908
Abbaloo

Music gold with this International tribute band performing ABBA’s greatest hits.

21:30
20th August
Wish Upon A Star 2008
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
20th August
Royston South 2008
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

21:30
22nd August
Cameo Rascale 2208
Cameo Rascale

A unique show combining acrobatic dance, light hearted humour, thrilling circus skills and edge of your seat balancing

21.30
24th August
Theatreland Showstoppers 2408
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30
25th August
80’s Flashbaxx 2508
80’s Flashbaxx

It’s back to the eighties with some great live music from the decade that gave us big hair, shoulder pads, and smash hit songs!

21:30
26th August
The Jerseys 2608
The Genuine Jerseys

Not from New Jersey, these guys are original Jersey Boys performing the greatest hits of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

21:30
27th August
Wish Upon A Star 2708
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

20:30
31st August
Theatreland Showstoppers 3108
Theatreland Showstoppers

It’s show-time with some of the most memorable songs featured in the greatest West End and Broadway musicals.

21:30