The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

All children under the age of 16 must be accompanied and supervised by a responsible adult at a ratio of no less than 1 adult to 4 children.

Entertainment Calendar

1st August
Wish Upon A Star 0108
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
1st August
Georgi Mottram 0108
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

21:30
2nd August
Cool Britannia 0208
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
3rd August
Freddie Mercury 0308
A Vision of Mercury – Joseph Lee Jackson as Freddie Mercury

Featuring Queen’s biggest hits, Joseph’s authentic tribute to Freddie has seen him collect a number of awards.

21:30
4th August
La Reve Absinthe 0408
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:30
5th August
Lee Lard 0508
Lee Lard – Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

From rib tickling one-liners to hysterical stories, enjoy stand-up comedy with Lee Lard and his fantastic nod to Peter Kay.

21:30
6th August
High Jinx 0608
Michael Jordan’s High Jinx

Be amused and amazed by High Jinx in their thrilling show with spellbinding magic, outstanding illusions, and sensational circus skills.

21:30
7th August
Abbaloo 0708
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
8th August
Wish Upon A Star 0808
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
8th August
Stuart Gillies 0808
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

21:30
9th August
Cool Britannia 0908
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
10th August
World In One Night 1008
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

21:30
11th August
La Reve Absinthe 1108
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:30
12th August
Ricky K 1208
Ricky K

Ricky K's hilarious comedy stand up act has left audiences in stitches across the world.

21:30
13th August
Cameo Rascale 1308
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

21:30
14th August
Abbaloo 1408
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
15th August
Wish Upon A Star 1508
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
15th August
Stuart Gillies 1508
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

21:30
16th August
Cool Britannia 1608
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
17th August
Cordelectra 1708
Cordelectra

Experience an elegant and stylish stage performance from award winning electric string trio ‘Cordelectra’. Featuring a fabulous range of c…

21:15
18th August
La Reve Absinthe 1808
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:30
19th August
Noel Brodie 1908
Noel Brodie

One of the UK's brightest young comedians who fuses ‘mainstream’ and ‘alternative’ comedy for a family audience.

21:30
20th August
High Jinx 2008
Michael Jordan’s High Jinx

Be amused and amazed by High Jinx in their thrilling show with spellbinding magic, outstanding illusions, and sensational circus skills.

21:30
21st August
Abbaloo 2108
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
22nd August
Wish Upon A Star 2208
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
22nd August
Stuart Gillies 2208
Stuart Gillies

International cabaret vocalist and recording artist

21:30
23rd August
Cool Britannia 2308
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
24th August
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow 2408
Dan Hadfield as Gary Barlow

Celebrate 30 years of Take That magic with Dan Hadfield – the No.1 tribute to Gary Barlow.

21:30
25th August
La Reve Absinthe 2508
La Reve Absinthe

An eccentric cabaret created in an Absinthe inspired dream featuring bizarre burlesque, mayhemic mime and scintillating showgirls.

21:30
26th August
Lee Lard 2608
Lee Lard – Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

From rib tickling one-liners to hysterical stories, enjoy stand-up comedy with Lee Lard and his fantastic nod to Peter Kay.

21:30
27th August
Cameo Rascale 2708
Cameo Rascale

Cameo Rascale is a dazzling combination of acrobatic dance, juggling, unicycling and edge of your seat death defying balancing.

21:30
28th August
Abbaloo 2808
Abbaloo – Here They Go Again…

Sing and dance along to ABBA’s greatest hits and the biggest songs from the Mamma Mia soundtracks with top tribute act Abbaloo.

21:30
29th August
Wish Upon A Star 2908
Wish Upon A Star

The greatest Disney songs performed in a show packed full of all singing all dancing magic-ness!

20:30
29th August
Georgi Mottram 2908
Georgi Mottram

Stunning soprano vocalist and West End singer

21:30
30th August
Cool Britannia 3008
Cool Britannia – The Great British Pop Show

From the Beatles to the Spice Girls, Britain has ruled the airwaves with the greatest pop songs that are celebrated in this energetic show…

21:30
31st August
World In One Night 3108
World In One Night

From Irish dancing to Arabian nights, Bollywood to Viva Las Vegas, this show takes you on an all singing all dancing journey.

21:30