The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

Entertainment Calendar

1st August
High Jinx 0108
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

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5th August
Un rêve d’absinthe 05.08
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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6th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever (3)
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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7th August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 0708
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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8th August
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 0808
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

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12th August
Un rêve d’absinthe 12.08
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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13th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever (4)
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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14th August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 1408
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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15th August
High Jinx 1508
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

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19th August
Un rêve d’absinthe 19.08
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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20th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever (5)
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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21st August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 2108
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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22nd August
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 2208
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

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26th August
Un rêve d’absinthe 26.08
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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27th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever (7)
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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28th August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 2808
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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