The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.
Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.
Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.
Entertainment Calendar

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Celtic inspired vocalist and instrumentalist. Annette will perform a live lounge set in Dantes Bar.

Celtic inspired vocalist and instrumentalist. Annette will perform a live lounge set in Dantes Bar.

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

Looking and sounding like the 'Queen of the Night' herself, Nya gives a live performance that leaves audiences astounded!

Amazing acrobalance and cabaret circus duo all the way from Australia

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

The Ed Sheeran Experience stars an exceptional impersonator performing an amazing replica of Ed Sheeran’s live shows.

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Voted the most popular comedy tribute act in the UK!

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

Dan Hadfield is the UK's No.1 Gary Barlow lookalike and soundalike. Performing a 'Totally Take That' set full of hits, Dan looks, sounds a…

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

A fusion of Jazz, Blues & Movie Classics performed in the Lobby Bar

Mike Clews performs two brilliant superstar tributes in one show.

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celtic inspired vocalist and instrumentalist. Annette will perform a live lounge set in Dantes Bar.

We are delighted to invite you to join us at The Merton Hotel for an evening of entertainment to celebrate the life of Simon Raverne and r…

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

A fantastic one woman show featuring Dolly's greatest hits

Divalicious impersonator Paula Randell performs as music icons Cher and Tina Turner.

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

The look, moves, voice & ego perfectly recreated by Tony Lewis!

Expect serious amounts of family fun as the CIWW superstars get ready to rumble!

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Expect cheeky humour, topical gags, song parodies and laughter with this brilliant comedy double act.

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

Expect serious amounts of family fun as the CIWW superstars get ready to rumble!

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

A show stopping, feel good, sensational soul show starring Danny Foster and Victoria Goddard

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

Prepare yourself for the ultimate in the Michael Jackson tribute world - the ‘Magic of Michael Jackson’ lives on!

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celebrate 40 years of the hit movie Grease in this high energy fun filled show

Looking and sounding like the 'Queen of the Night' herself, Nya gives a live performance that leaves audiences astounded!

A Parisian production created from an Absinthe inspired dream. Expect bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls & eccentric cabaret.

International vocalist, showbiz singer and recording artist known to many for his Top 20 UK chart hit ‘Amanda’ in 1973

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

International tribute ‘Abbaloo’ perform the Swedish pop superstars’ greatest hits and disco anthems from the ABBA era.

From Bollywood to Vegas and beyond, a great cast of singers and dancers take you around the world.

Celtic inspired vocalist and instrumentalist. Annette will perform a live lounge set in Dantes Bar.

Celtic inspired vocalist and instrumentalist. Annette will perform a live lounge set in Dantes Bar.

Expect serious amounts of family fun as the CIWW superstars get ready to rumble!

A yee harring, foot tapping, live performance of classic and modern country rock music to get you bootscootin’ across the floor!

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

Voted the most popular comedy tribute act in the UK!

The latest pop hits and old school classics performed by this brilliant live band

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

Expect serious amounts of family fun as the CIWW superstars get ready to rumble!