The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing events@mertonhotel.com.

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

Entertainment Calendar

1st April
Lauren Ivy and The Engine
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

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3rd April
Rock The Country (1) (1)
Rock The Country

Good ol' country music and soft rock with excellent live vocals and instrumentation that'll have you ye'harrin and dancing!

4th April
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 0404
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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5th April
Lee Lard - the unofficial official Peter Kay tribute (1) (1) (1)
Lee Lard – Comedian and Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

Voted the most popular comedy tribute act in the UK!

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6th April
Cher  Tribute
Cher Tribute

Cher is an iconic superstar whose hits span over 5 decades are skilfully recreated here at The Merton

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7th April
Madonna Tribute (1)
MadonnaTribute

All the biggest hits from Madonna's phenomenal 25 years of world domination

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10th April
Rock The Country (1) (1) (1)
Rock The Country

Good ol' country music and soft rock with excellent live vocals and instrumentation that'll have you ye'harrin and dancing!

11th April
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 1104
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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26th May
Nya King - sensational Whitney Houston tribute
Nya King - sensational Whitney Houston tribute

Looking and sounding like the 'Queen of the Night' herself, Nya gives a live performance that leaves audiences astounded!

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29th May
The Ed Sheeran Experience
The Ed Sheeran Experience

The Ed Sheeran Experience stars an exceptional impersonator performing an amazing replica of Ed Sheeran’s live shows.

30th May
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 3005
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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31st May
Lee Lard - the unofficial official Peter Kay tribute (1) (1)
Lee Lard – Comedian and Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

Voted the most popular comedy tribute act in the UK!

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2nd June
UK'S No.1 Gary Barlow Tribute
Gary Barlow Tribute Act by Dan Hadfield

Dan Hadfield is the UK's No.1 Gary Barlow lookalike and soundalike. Performing a 'Totally Take That' set full of hits, Dan looks, sounds a…

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3rd June
Un rêve d’absinthe
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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5th June
Rock The Country (1) (2)
Rock The Country

Good ol' country music and soft rock with excellent live vocals and instrumentation that'll have you ye'harrin and dancing!

6th June
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 0606
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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10th June
Un rêve d’absinthe (1)
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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12th June
Rock The Country 1206
Rock The Country

Good ol' country music and soft rock with excellent live vocals and instrumentation that'll have you ye'harrin and dancing!

13th June
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 1306
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

Find out more
17th June
Un rêve d’absinthe 1706
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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19th June
Rock The Country 1906
Rock The Country

Good ol' country music and soft rock with excellent live vocals and instrumentation that'll have you ye'harrin and dancing!

20th June
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 2006
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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24th June
Un rêve d’absinthe 2406
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
26th June
Rock The Country 2606
Rock The Country

Good ol' country music and soft rock with excellent live vocals and instrumentation that'll have you ye'harrin and dancing!

27th June
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 2706
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

Find out more
1st July
Un rêve d’absinthe 0107
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
2nd July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 0207
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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4th July
High Jinx
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

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8th July
Un rêve d’absinthe 0807
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

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9th July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 0907
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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10th July
The Comedy of Scott Miller 1007
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

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11th July
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 1107
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

Find out more
15th July
Un rêve d’absinthe (15.07)
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
16th July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 1607
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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17th July
The Comedy of Scott Miller 1707
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
18th July
High Jinx 1807
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

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22nd July
Un rêve d’absinthe 22.07
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
23rd July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 23.07
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

Find out more
24th July
The Comedy of Scott Miller 2407
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
25th July
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 2507
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

Find out more
29th July
Un rêve d’absinthe 29.07
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
30th July
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 30.07
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

Find out more
31st July
The Comedy of Scott Miller 3107
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
1st August
High Jinx 0108
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

Find out more
5th August
Un rêve d’absinthe 05.08
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
6th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever (3)
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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7th August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 0708
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
8th August
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 0808
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

Find out more
12th August
Un rêve d’absinthe 12.08
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
13th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever (4)
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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14th August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 1408
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
15th August
High Jinx 1508
High Jinx

Fast paced family show filled with spellbinding magic, amazing illusions, and sensational circus skills.

Find out more
19th August
Un rêve d’absinthe 19.08
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
20th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever (5)
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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21st August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 2108
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
22nd August
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 2208
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

Find out more
26th August
Un rêve d’absinthe 26.08
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
27th August
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever (7)
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

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28th August
The Comedy of Scott Miller 2808
The Comedy of Scott Miller

Scott Miller is one of the funniest acts on the UK comedy circuit, he has wowed audiences with his quick wit and audience involvement.

Find out more
1st September
Navi. The World’s No.1 Michael Jackson Impersonator (1)
Navi. The World’s No.1 Michael Jackson Impersonator

Prepare yourself for the ultimate in the Michael Jackson tribute world - the ‘Magic of Michael Jackson’ lives on!

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2nd September
Un rêve d’absinthe 02.09
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
4th September
Rock The Country (0409)
Rock The Country

Good ol' country music and soft rock with excellent live vocals and instrumentation that'll have you ye'harrin and dancing!

5th September
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 0509
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

Find out more
8th September
UK'S No.1 Gary Barlow Tribute (1)
Gary Barlow Tribute Act by Dan Hadfield

Dan Hadfield is the UK's No.1 Gary Barlow lookalike and soundalike. Performing a 'Totally Take That' set full of hits, Dan looks, sounds a…

Find out more
9th September
Un rêve d’absinthe 9.09
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
11th September
Rock The Country 1109
Rock The Country

Good ol' country music and soft rock with excellent live vocals and instrumentation that'll have you ye'harrin and dancing!

12th September
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 1209
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

Find out more
15th September
Nya King - sensational Whitney Houston tribute (1)
Nya King - sensational Whitney Houston tribute

Looking and sounding like the 'Queen of the Night' herself, Nya gives a live performance that leaves audiences astounded!

Find out more
16th September
Un rêve d’absinthe 16.09
Un rêve d’absinthe

Experience a Parisian showman’s absinthe-inspired dream in a cacophony of bizarre burlesque, scintillating showgirls and eccentric cabaret…

Find out more
18th September
Rock The Country (1809)
Rock The Country

Good ol' country music and soft rock with excellent live vocals and instrumentation that'll have you ye'harrin and dancing!

19th September
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever 1909
Abbaloo’s Disco Fever

Join us for a musical spectacular saying thank you for the music to our favourite Scandinavian songsters!

Find out more
25th October
Lee Lard - the unofficial official Peter Kay tribute (1) (1) (2)
Lee Lard – Comedian and Peter Kay Comedy Tribute

Voted the most popular comedy tribute act in the UK!

Find out more
27th October
Lauren Ivy and The Engine 2710
Lauren Ivy and The Engine

Live music from a brilliant pop cover band performing chart & retro hits

Find out more