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 The Merton Hotel offers some of the very best evening entertainment in Jersey. You'll love our fantastic tribute nights, the glitz and glamour of variety acts, hilarious stand-up comedy, magic and much more.

Admission is free for Seymour Hotels residents. Non-residents can book dinner and show or overnight packages by calling 01534 724231 or emailing

Please note: On very rare occasions due to circumstances beyond our control, we may need to change the entertainment programme without prior notice.

All children under the age of 16 must be accompanied and supervised by a responsible adult at a ratio of no less than 1 adult to 4 children.

Entertainment Calendar

23rd October
Genuine Jerseys 2310
The Genuine Jerseys

All the way from erm... Jersey! Featuring the songs of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons, The Overtones and more!

25th October
100 show 2510

For one season only! A specially produced show to celebrate 100 years of Seymour Hotels of Jersey.

26th October
Wish Upon A Star 2610
Wish Upon A Star

All it takes is a big sprinkle of magic-ness and some all singing all dancing fun for this wonderful celebration of Disney songs.

26th October
Royston South 2610
Royston South

Comedy magic with a twist!

28th October
Diamond Divas 2810
The Diamond Divas Show

A glitzy cabaret show full of sparkle and divalicious songs.

29th October
Lee Lard 2910
Lee Lard Live!

An outstanding comedian in his own right, Lee Lard is also the officially unofficial comedy tribute to Peter Kay.